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Strange U.S. Sex Laws


[excerpted from Net newsgroup post 2/96 and other sources - Note: The accuracy of these purported laws is questionable. Also, since the official Library position is that all sex should be outlawed - unless our beloved Head Librarian Ralf is a participant - we urge all patrons to use all means at their disposal to have the laws below enacted in their localities. - Staff] 

-- In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan 
must use a condom. (An asbestos one we presume.) 

-- In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while 
hunting or fishing on your wedding day. 

-- In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse 
with a live fish. (Apparently it's OK for woman.) 

-- No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, 
onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife 
so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. 

-- Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't 
allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with 
you -- or holding you in his arms. 

-- Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between 
members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown -- 
if they're nude. 

-- In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to 
have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart 
when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make 
love on the floor between the beds! 

-- The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to 
provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even 
if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have 
sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton 
nightshirts. 

-- An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from 
having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer! 

-- A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called 
master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts. 

-- In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity 
with the lights on. 

-- In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets 
because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of 
a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American 
male." 

-- It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police 
officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any 
suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up 
from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two 
minutes before getting out of his car to investigate. 

-- A law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a 
table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two 
ounces of clothing. (Ouch! These pasties hurt!) 

-- Anywhere in the U.S., it's illegal to use any live endangered 
species, excepting insects, in public or private sexual displays, shows 
or exhibits depicting cross-species sex. (Insectophiles apparently were 
successful in their lobbying efforts.)

-- Lovers in Liberty Corner, New Jersey, should avoid satisfying their 
lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while 
they are frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail term. 

-- In Carlsbad, New Mexico, it's legal for couples to have sex in a 
parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or 
van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in. 

-- Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio 
- a man might see the reflection of something "he oughtn't!" 

-- No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within 
the boundaries of Tremonton, Utah. If caught, the woman can be charged 
with a sexual misdemeanor and "her name is to be published in the local 
newspaper." The man isn't charged nor is his name revealed. 

-- It is illegal for any member of the Nevada Legislature to conduct 
official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in 
session.

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