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I USED TO BE SNOW
WHITE BUT I DRIFTED
An interview with the
legendary Mae West
Sex Scrolls: Ms. West, tell our readers: what do you think
made you so irresistible?
MW: Honey, I was irresistible because I may have lost my
reputation but I
never missed it. You know, when a girl goes wrong - men go right after
her.
And he who hesitates is last.
SS: You can level with us Ms. West; do you have "the
real goods"? Or did
your wardrobe boy die with secrets on his lips?
MW: Mmmm, if I recall correctly, he died with his lips around a
man from
Poughkeepsie. And he was definitely using one of my
secrets when he
passed. Mmmm, yes. As for my 'real goods', well, I'm 100% female and I'm
always real good.
SS: Where did the phrase "come up and see me
sometime" come from?
MW: Originally, it was "Why don't you come up and down with
me sometime?"
But you know those Hollywood censors. They had to change it a bit. I
told
them virtue has its own reward, but it has no sale at the box office.
They
didn't care. So I just put the emphasis on the word "up." Mmmm,
yes.
SS: Did you ever do more than one leading man in an
evening?
MW: Honey, I've been things and done places you wouldn't believe.
A hard
man is good to find and I was always looking. Not that it's the man in
your
life that counts, it's the life in your man. Let's just say that
whenever I
was caught between two evils, I chose the one I'd never tried.
SS: You kept men in their places. For goodness sake, how
did you accomplish
that?
MW: Mmm, goodness had nothing to do with it. When I was good, I
was good.
When I was bad, I was marvelous.
SS: Some readers will be shocked by those words.
MW: Well, those who are easily shocked should be shocked more
often.
SS: Confess: how many years did you shave off your age after 30?
MW: Darlin', the only thing I ever shaved was my bikini line. And
a
handsome man's face.
SS: What did you enjoy most about your work?
MW: Mmmm, getting to play. I was always a working girl: I used
worked at Fox
all day and then Paramount all night. Oh, yes.
SS: Do men fall at your feet in Heaven now, too, Ms. West?
MW: Honey, why in the hell do you think they call it Heaven???
SS: Would you share a tip about sex with our readers?
MW: Certainly. Good sex is like good Bridge. If you don't have a
good
partner, then you'd better have a good hand.
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Copyright 2002 - Sex Scrolls
Mae West was channeled by
eclectic Goddess, emily
moorehead
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