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Paris Hilton and the Holy
Temple Prostitutes
by Karen Fish
The internet was just born and already it has 6 billion websites, one
for every person on Earth today. Human beings are obsessed with writing
and even more obsessed with Paris Hilton, the number one search on the
internet. Lets get to know a little about our modern day Aphrodite aka
Venus, the Goddess of Love, Beauty and Sex worshipped by the Greek and
Roman people 4 thousand years ago. Paris Hilton proves once again that
sex sells both hamburgers and religion.
The Greek Goddess Aphrodite Festival is
called the Aphrodisiac, which was celebrated all over Greece especially
in Athens and Corinth. Christina Onassis was the heiress of Aristotle
Onassis the Greek shipping billionaire. We are talking real money here.
Christina was Aristotle's only living child, a real heiress, like
Jennifer Gates, 9, and Phoebe Gates, 3, the two daughters of the world's
richest man, send me the Bill Gates, at $51 billion dollars and
counting. Bill and Melinda French of Dallas Texas have given so much
money to charity that they have completely eradicated poverty in Africa.
Paris Hilton, if she is lucky enough to make it into her grandfather's
will will be lucky to inherit one million dollars. The One with the
money, Paris' great grandfather Conrad Hilton, (whose son Nicky was the
first husband of Elizabeth Taylor), left the grand total of nothing to
his 4 children. He married his third wife at 87 and then left his entire
fortune to the Catholic Church. Paris' grandfather Barron Hilton went to
court to contest the will and he won, becoming the first person ever to
defeat the Vatican in court, walking away with a few hundred million. He
has 8 kids. They have kids. Paris' slice of the pie could be $200,000,
walking around money for the Sultan of Brunei, whose oil fields America
is now spending its blood to protect. That is hot - not.
Being an heiress is normally a mirage, as
Christina Onassis can testify to. Have you ever noticed how many pop
icons cash in on Jesus' story right in their names? It's like people's
minds are like search engines responding either positively or negatively
to certain keywords like Paris Hilton. Madonna, the Virgin Mary, Christ
Ina Aguilera, Britney Spears, I have a pain in my side, said Jesus. Is
that a spear in my ribcage or are you just happy to see me? Jesus Christ
was a Jewish Rabbi painted by the Greek New Testament writers with the
Godlike qualities of the Greek Goddess Eurynome and Bellerophon and his
flying horse Pegasus and several other Greek deities. You can read all
about it at The Temple of Love. 20 million Christian and Jewish children
lost their lives in WW2 aka The War Against the Jews because according
to stories which God of Mount Sinai aka Jesus aka Allah aka Elohim
Himself endlessly calls man made legends and fairy tales right in the
Holy Bibles, the Jewish people killed this half real half fictitious
character 2,000 years ago in Jerusalem. Humans have a problem separating
fact from fiction. At least Paris Hilton is a real person. I've seen
her. I've touched her. I've kissed her. Her lips are as candy. Her legs
are as ladders.
Sex sells. Paris Hilton was a nobody, an
extra in a series of B movies until the videotape of her coiting Rick
Salomon in "1 Night in Paris" showed up on the internet last
year at the same time that The Simple Life debuted. People are
fascinated by infamy. Did you know that the male cat's penis has spines
which point backwards? Upon withdrawal of the penis the spikes rake the
walls of the female's vagina. The female needs this stimulation for
ovulation to begin. Paris Hilton, outraged over the release of the
video, raked in $400,000 plus a percentage of the profits of the film
which shot her to super stardom. Without that video Paris Hilton is
serving cocktails at Studio 54 today instead of dancing on the bar
topless with the world's media murdering each other for a snapshot of
Paris Hilton half nude.
Paris Whitney Hilton was named after
Whitney Houston because her name wasn't famous enough. During the
Aphrodite Festival, the Aphrodisiac, in Corinth Greece, the men had
intercourse with the Priestesses of Aphrodite. This was considered a
method of worshipping Aphrodite. What did you get for Christmas? In the
Holy Temple in Jerusalem the Priests lured the people in with The Temple
Prostitutes who lived in the Holy Temple in Jerusalem. King Solomon who
built the Holy Temple had 900 wives, concubines and mistresses. Compared
to him Jesus was a mere piker with his Mary Magdalene and a few of her
girlfriends. Do you hear what I'm saying girlfriend? At least Paris
Hilton is a real person.
Aphrodite was born as an 18 year old
Paris Hilton in the Sea off of Cyprus after Cronus cut off Uranus'
genitals and the elder God's blood and semen dropped on the Sea where
they began to foam. Aphrodite rose out of the foam in her 18 year old
birthday suit. When did people become so prudish? Going wild over 1
Night in Paris? 4,000 years ago mating with hookers in the Temple was
normal. In 1879 William-Adolphe Bouguereau painted the Birth of Venus,
(Venus was Aphrodite's Roman name), which showed the full face on nude
18 year old Aphrodite being born rising from the sea foam. How did Hugh
Hefner get to be called risqué? And where did all the paintings and
likenesses of Jesus come from? There isn't one single word of
description of Jesus in the Holy Bible or anywhere else.
Sex sold religion then and it still sells
it today. The Las Vegas Hilton boasts the world's largest free standing
sign, "Welcome Idiots". Lot, the only righteous man in sin
city, (Tony the Ant came in second) Sodom and Gomorrah was saved by God
and rewarded with wine and sex with his two virgin daughters. Oscar
Goodman, the mayor of Las Vegas with 85% of the vote was the mob's
lawyer who represented Meyer Lansky, Ace Rosenthal, Tony the Ant and
corrupt San Diego mayor Roger Hedgecock to get the job. He recently said
on Television, "Those who deface freeways with graffiti should have
their thumbs cut off on Television." Violence sells too. At least
Paris Hilton is real.
The expression
"get laid" supposedly has its roots in the "Everleigh"
bordello in 1900's Chicago ("I'm going to get Everleighed
tonight").
In the 18th Century, another
term for anal sex was "navigate the windward passage".
In
17th century Spain, it was illegal for anyone other than a woman's
husband to see her bare feet. A woman could freely expose her
breasts, but feet were considered sexual and had to be covered in
the presence of men other than her husband.
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